jueves, octubre 21, 2004
The 700 Club
I am proud to inform my readers that I am now a member of the exclusive 700 Club.
The 700 Club is a live television program that airs weekdays before a studio audience from The Christian Broadcasting Network’s (CBN) broadcast facilities in Virginia Beach, Virginia. On the air continuously since 1966, it is one of the longest-running programs in broadcast history. Hosted by Pat Robertson, Terry Meeuwsen, Lisa Ryan, Gordon Robertson, and Kristi Watts, with news anchor Lee Webb, The 700 Club is a mix of news and commentary, interviews, feature stories, and Christian ministry. Available on-line at http://www.cbn.com/700club/behindthescenes/. [I don’t want to risk getting stripped of my pending J.D.]
I have been caught watching The 700 Club on numerous occasions.
I don’t know what the worst: getting caught watching (1) The 700 Club, (2) paid advertisements [especially with Chef Tony], (3) pornography, or (4) that puppet show that airs on Public Channel Iowa City 4 on Thursday mornings with that cute little old woman and her sock puppets for land animals, but these huge stick puppets for tiny insects, and she talks about diversity and the need to use your words and not your fists. Sometimes she has super curly gray hair, but sometimes she wears her hair down, and then she curls the bottom of it as if she were still 24. Well, I just happened to catch a glimpse of the puppet show once. [whistle whistle].
Anyway, I am referring to the number of profile views on my blog – I have recently exceeded the 700-viewer mark!
Tell me seriously, who fell for this?
In all honesty, The 700 Club is one of the most entertaining programs on television. The fact that these people could lie to you with the straightest face in the world appalls me. Of course, I have been known to trick a few souls myself. I learn best from my heroes, Pat Robertson and Bill O’Reilly.
I will be in D.C. next week for the Equal Justice Works Job Fair.
Q: How much time have I spent researching the organizations?
A: A couple of hours.
Q: How much time have I spent researching shows and clubs in Dupont Circle?
A: I have
(a) spent endless hours on-line;
(b) contacted personal references;
(c) sent out mass mailings;
(d) e-mailed friends of friends;
(e) have left website comment postings.
As long as I get a job where I am able to help people while speaking Spanish (& get out of debt by age 30), I will be as happy as a fly.
Resumes available upon request.
The 700 Club is a live television program that airs weekdays before a studio audience from The Christian Broadcasting Network’s (CBN) broadcast facilities in Virginia Beach, Virginia. On the air continuously since 1966, it is one of the longest-running programs in broadcast history. Hosted by Pat Robertson, Terry Meeuwsen, Lisa Ryan, Gordon Robertson, and Kristi Watts, with news anchor Lee Webb, The 700 Club is a mix of news and commentary, interviews, feature stories, and Christian ministry. Available on-line at http://www.cbn.com/700club/behindthescenes/. [I don’t want to risk getting stripped of my pending J.D.]
I have been caught watching The 700 Club on numerous occasions.
I don’t know what the worst: getting caught watching (1) The 700 Club, (2) paid advertisements [especially with Chef Tony], (3) pornography, or (4) that puppet show that airs on Public Channel Iowa City 4 on Thursday mornings with that cute little old woman and her sock puppets for land animals, but these huge stick puppets for tiny insects, and she talks about diversity and the need to use your words and not your fists. Sometimes she has super curly gray hair, but sometimes she wears her hair down, and then she curls the bottom of it as if she were still 24. Well, I just happened to catch a glimpse of the puppet show once. [whistle whistle].
Anyway, I am referring to the number of profile views on my blog – I have recently exceeded the 700-viewer mark!
Tell me seriously, who fell for this?
In all honesty, The 700 Club is one of the most entertaining programs on television. The fact that these people could lie to you with the straightest face in the world appalls me. Of course, I have been known to trick a few souls myself. I learn best from my heroes, Pat Robertson and Bill O’Reilly.
I will be in D.C. next week for the Equal Justice Works Job Fair.
Q: How much time have I spent researching the organizations?
A: A couple of hours.
Q: How much time have I spent researching shows and clubs in Dupont Circle?
A: I have
(a) spent endless hours on-line;
(b) contacted personal references;
(c) sent out mass mailings;
(d) e-mailed friends of friends;
(e) have left website comment postings.
As long as I get a job where I am able to help people while speaking Spanish (& get out of debt by age 30), I will be as happy as a fly.
Resumes available upon request.
