martes, febrero 01, 2005
Me, spokesmodel.
I was contacted today by a representative of Qwest Communications asking me to be “an identity theft spokesperson.”
The details are still in the work, and I feel horrible capitalizing on this incident . . . but whatever pays the loans, right?
I’m not overly confident it will work out. The representative didn’t even know I was in school. Did she even read the article? Is this person even real? Did she discreetly steal my identity over the telephone?
If you’re interested in being an identity theft spokesperson, please e-mail jlkjdskj809832@hkjds9823.com along with your complete name, social security number, mother’s maiden name, credit card number, and law school G.P.A. For every person I recruit to be a spokesperson, I earn five points. With 10,000 points, I get a duffle bag.
The details are still in the work, and I feel horrible capitalizing on this incident . . . but whatever pays the loans, right?
I’m not overly confident it will work out. The representative didn’t even know I was in school. Did she even read the article? Is this person even real? Did she discreetly steal my identity over the telephone?
If you’re interested in being an identity theft spokesperson, please e-mail jlkjdskj809832@hkjds9823.com along with your complete name, social security number, mother’s maiden name, credit card number, and law school G.P.A. For every person I recruit to be a spokesperson, I earn five points. With 10,000 points, I get a duffle bag.
